Take that monocle out of your eye socket
It's making my son and his friends upset.
We're having his birthday party today
At this Ground Round™--
It's a pity that we can't afford to rent a hall for ourselves
But my husband and I are just not making a lot of money right now.
You seem insane but I'm glad you're easily approachable.
Can't you take a minute to notice the other people
Here today just enjoying some burgers and chicken fingers on the cheap?
The children were having an excellent time before you came.
They were having so much fun that I thought my son
Had pretty much forgotten about how we promised him
We would have his party at the laser tag place
But he didn't forget--no.
He mentioned it just a moment ago
When he confessed how upset your monocle was making him.
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